Relatively long article about boobs and vaginas part two

Part two: Boobies in other games.
Today, we will look at female characters in other game i happen to have installed on my hard drive.
First on my list is TERA, it is quite a good game, not just another copy of World of Warcraft, which makes it a bit more funny to play. For me, personally, the biggest issue in this game is the possibility to play for race, which looks like 10 years old girl with solid boobs, animal ears and tail. I mean, come one! I am pervert, i watch really weird porn, but this is just TOO MUCH! Also, because this game was made somewhere in Asia, forget about playing for male character, unless you want to look like a total faggot, see my freshly made Turbogay char bellow for example.
But Turbogay aint the object of our concern, we shall speak about Nadezda, the chick on the left.
Sadly, i was unable to find any more suitable or more revealing gear, so we will have to go with this one. Let`s begin from the bottom and take a look at her, well, bottom.
I do not know how you, but i do not see any signs of vagina there, i have spent over two hours trying to capture it, but was unable to find such a thing. After very long time full of frustration and unstoppable erection, i finally saw it! Take a look at the picture bellow. IT looks like normal gap, but when you take much closer look, it looks like the texture of panties is a bit drawn inside by something in the place, where vagina is supposed to be.
Although it is not the exact prove of vagina i was looking for, we can at least give Asian developers some credit for even trying, unlike Greyscale and his band of retards in remote island somewhere in far north.

Then, i just for fun tried to check asses of another races and on third try, well, take a look what i found! If you take really close look, it definitely looks like mons pubis. Combine this discovery with the previous one and we can pretty much say, that you can get much more than just a BJ from chicks in TERA, unless you are getting blown by those 10 year old, aaah, gosh, why did i even?....

Now comes the bad news, it seems that any armor available in TERA kinda covers boobs so much in such round shape, that i am unable to examine existence of nipples in this game.
And this is the end, because only games i have on my PC is EVE, ARMA3, CSGO, TERA and Metal Slug.

But fear not, i am currently working on my first interview with one of the most famous haulers in New Eden. Details will be revealed soon!

Enormously long article about boobs and vaginas part one

Today, we will be talking about the most awesome thing on the world and about the second and third most awesome things in the world. About boobs, boobs and vaginas!
In following few articles,we shall analyze how boobs in EVE Online differ from boobs in Tera and other games, we will also discover the terrible truth about genders in EVE and there should be potato in the end, now lets get to the reading!
Our analysis begin with boobies in EVE, I am using Nadezda as example, she has beautiful breasts, which look a bit saggy, which is normal, considering their weight and not being supported by push up bra. Although, i see a small issue here.

As you can see, the construction of EVE Online Space Caldari Bra, or SpaceBra, as i will call it from this point, is very, very bad. If you compare the picture above and bellow, you can see the huge difference, whereas the push-up technology, shown in picture bellow, presents very impressive pair of titties in very nice, stable and round shape and definitely supports the weight of the breasts. On the contrary, the SpaceBra provides almost nothing. One would say, that pilots who are exposed to an extreme G-force would want to keep their bodies somehow protected, yet, CCP failed again. If you fly interceptor with female character, you should die often, otherwise your tits will become saggy and ugly very soon, at least with this bra.

Yet, the main struggle when talking about jugs in EVE is very simple. Where are the nipples?
On the picture bellow, we can see that bra does cover some "bump" but in reality, it is just caused by the wrong construction of bra, as explained on the next image.

Now we came to terrible conclusion, female characters in EVE Online does not have nipples! This is serious issue! We have to ask ourselves, is THIS how we want our female characters to look? Is our game over and are we playing some weird Hermaphrodite simulator? But wait, there is still chance! We shall look for the second and more conclusive evidence for that statement!

Part two, the virtual Vagina

 Now we are getting to some serious business, how my  old friend once told me, there is absolutely nothing to be taken lightly about the pink hole!

As you can see on two pictures bellow, the panties seems to be very tight, therefore we should be able to see cameltoe. Yet, we do not! There are only two possible explanations for this, either the panties are too "stretched" to actually show the crack we are looking for, or my toon got simply wierd vagina.
But when i tried to find cameltoe on others of my female characters, they all looked the same down there! And the panties do have all the abilities to actually show it, because look at that buttcrack line.
To me, it looks like CCP has been lying to us!
We are not playing as female characters, but as goddamned nippleless and vaginaless monsters!
You failed us once again, Icelandic developers.

The following article, in which ill try to find nipples and signs of vagina in other games, will be postponed for few days, as I am going for short vacation to High Sec, but it should be expected to arrive on Monday or Tuesday, see you later gentlemen and now mourn, mourn for those titties without nipples!

How i got bored in New Eden and some nullibear whinning

I was about to write some meaningful bloggie, but to be honest, Im running out of ideas. Its not like i live in the boring part of space, we have deployment, some random people are roaming through my home region all the time, i can take interceptor or nullified t3 and visit out fellaz in BOT space. Yet, i prefer to sit in station all the time and occasionally do some ratting.
And so i have to ask myself, why am i even playing this game? Sure i join for fleets and its goddamn good feeling, being one of 200 guys in fleet and listening to your commander. I really enjoy this, hm, lets call it brotherhood, with other pilots, not just in EVE though, Arma brings me the same feeling, while crawling to new position with my squad.
Yet, those fleets does not happen so often, at least it does not work like "log in, join fleet, make pew, log out," nope, its much more complicated. Log in, make isk, log out. Few moments later,  ping comes and although you should be sleeping, you log in again, join a fleet, buy some ship or have it from last time, undock, get to titan, wait. Sometimes, nothing happens and you just dock up, frustrated and sleep deprived. Sometimes, you actually get to fight, enjoy yourself for some time, then fly home, dock up and go to work, because its morning already.

You see, the main problem in EVE is that playing eve is not instant fun like other games. You actually have to commit crazy amount of time to get some fun, even in faction warfare, flying around and finding a "gudfight." The traveling itself was absolutely insane back in the ancient times i started playing this game. We lived deep in Great Wildlands, dont ask why, we had to ship everything down there in transport ships or just fly ratting and pvp ships manually. It was painful, not entertaining and it took insane amount of time to get something there. Not even talking about the urge to quit game after getting popped in gatecamp 4 times in a row.
The jump bridges made the travel much easier for us, therefore getting to actual fun was faster and we did not have to spend countless hours travelling through gates. Also, jump bridges brought huge tactical advantage to locals.
For us, bittervets, the capital ships, especially carriers meant deliverance from all the stupid traveling and jumping around. We just stuffed our carriers with ships we wanted, moved them to our staging system in few minutes and waited for ping to happen. Thanks to fatass Greyscale, not anymore.

To me, EVE has probably become the subscribe based reddit. I paid for 6 months of gametime recently, and now, i regret this decision. Well, what can i do, when CCP doesnt return money even when they completely changed the game, so its not longer the thing i paid for.
Whatever, its a Island thing.
TEAAAARS!
ps. i realize this is seriously shitty piece, but whatever, its Nadezda`s thing

The End of Fun

Few hours ago, when i was pointlessly sitting in my bomber, waiting for fight with Black Legion to happen, which did not, CCP posted this on their devblog. In few moments, the terrible information, contained in this link, brought woe and sorrow to all of us, Nullibears.
If CCP puts this into game, it will simply mean that moving stuff around will take enormous amounts of time, just for example i would like to share this sheet, i found somewhere, with you :)

In CCP`s heads, this will be the content-driver, this will be the very needed change for stagnating nullsec. Yet, CCP is absolutely wrong once again. Just imagine this situation, small corporation is living somewhere deep in Great Wildlands, those fellas enjoy roaming in renter space, they enjoy some small scale ratting in their home, they engage in small scale combat and they loose ships, they loose them very often. At this moment, all they need to do, is to buy ships in Jita with their alts, move them to first lowsec and then just use carrier and jump all the fitted and combat-ready ships down to Great Wildlands. They have to do one extra jump, because their carrier pilot does not have JDC on V, but it doesn`t matter, because he just docks up and jump again in few seconds.
Implementation of suggested changes will kill those small guys. They are not big enough to produce ships`n`fits by themselves, moving stuff down to their home takes ridiculous amount of time and it also becomes more dangerous, because 5 LY limit pushes them to doing more jumps through low/null sec, inhabited by hostile etities.
If this was supposed to be the major nullsec stagnation changer, it failed to fulfill this purpose. People living in given region will be literally untouchable, their logistic support will become more expensive, but it will find its way to supply regional trade hubs. Yet, for all small and new people trying to get into null, this will be the concrete block. You wanted to take this system? Sorry, we saw your 20 carriers in intel channels like hour ago and here we got 20 supers ready for you at the gate.
Branch, my home? Absolutely invulnerable. If you manage to bring fleet big enough to actually claim some space, we will know about you 40 jumps in advance and we will have reinforcements coming from Deklein, 15 jumps for them...
Oh, maybe CCP thought that renters will try to break free, well, sorry, we got major capital force in the constelation next door, so just stay slaves and it will be ok. If you can feel some CFC Smug (tm) from lines above, you are right!

Another bad decision CCP decided to implement in the upcoming year was the end of deathcloning. Yes, you`ve heard it, we will have to fly 40+ jumps from highsec, to actually create new clones in deep nullsec. For us, old bittervets? No problem, we got JCs everywhere. For new players? Well, here comes gatecamps and pointless attempts to get through them, i can hardly imagine the frustration of young capsuleer after loosing his fifth interceptor.
If you are as mad as i am, feel free to express yourself on eve forums

Also, thanks to BL for creating content, i got pap, THANKS!

The end of our favourite channels and the dawn of this shit

Ohai fags.
Today is a sad day, to be honest, it is one of the saddest days of my life. My lovely channel, the Czech/Slovak, or CZ/SK, was officially removed from EVE Online by the mean overlords of Iceland.

I truly mourn the loss of this channel, although most of the people there were retards and goddamned idiots, i considered them part of my, Czechoslovak , community. Those people spoke the language i understood, they knew what was going on around me and last, but not least, they were able to help to english-non-speaking-newbies. Many corporations were created in these channels, maybe even some of the great alliances. We formed years lasting friendships and undying rivalry there, we hated, we cried, we argued, we yelled, we lived.
 Yes, that is right, dear CCP, we lived! You cannot shut down some channels just because few moralfags reports them as offensive and you are too lazy to use google translate. You just literally threw away many new players, who do not speak English, yet, they would join those Language specific channels and ask for advice there. Yes, they would be trolled and laughed at, but in the end, they would find their corporation and move on. Not anymore.
CCP, without any hesitation, said "FUCK OFF" to all these people, to all these potential subscribers, just because CCP is CCP....

I ask all of us for one minute of silence, one minute of silence for those channels, where we met people who influenced our lives, where we trolled each other, where we had fun, while one of the members got drunk and lost supershiny machariel.

Also, as CZ/SK is no more, i welcome you to my absolutely not new blog. I will try to post shit here on, well, not daily basis, but like 2 or 3 posts per week, it will be about eve, it will be written in terrible English and, well, just screw this shit, Im docking.
Also, do not forget to follow me on Twitter and G+
See you later and fly safe 07