Enormously long article about boobs and vaginas part one

Today, we will be talking about the most awesome thing on the world and about the second and third most awesome things in the world. About boobs, boobs and vaginas!
In following few articles,we shall analyze how boobs in EVE Online differ from boobs in Tera and other games, we will also discover the terrible truth about genders in EVE and there should be potato in the end, now lets get to the reading!
Our analysis begin with boobies in EVE, I am using Nadezda as example, she has beautiful breasts, which look a bit saggy, which is normal, considering their weight and not being supported by push up bra. Although, i see a small issue here.

As you can see, the construction of EVE Online Space Caldari Bra, or SpaceBra, as i will call it from this point, is very, very bad. If you compare the picture above and bellow, you can see the huge difference, whereas the push-up technology, shown in picture bellow, presents very impressive pair of titties in very nice, stable and round shape and definitely supports the weight of the breasts. On the contrary, the SpaceBra provides almost nothing. One would say, that pilots who are exposed to an extreme G-force would want to keep their bodies somehow protected, yet, CCP failed again. If you fly interceptor with female character, you should die often, otherwise your tits will become saggy and ugly very soon, at least with this bra.

Yet, the main struggle when talking about jugs in EVE is very simple. Where are the nipples?
On the picture bellow, we can see that bra does cover some "bump" but in reality, it is just caused by the wrong construction of bra, as explained on the next image.

Now we came to terrible conclusion, female characters in EVE Online does not have nipples! This is serious issue! We have to ask ourselves, is THIS how we want our female characters to look? Is our game over and are we playing some weird Hermaphrodite simulator? But wait, there is still chance! We shall look for the second and more conclusive evidence for that statement!

Part two, the virtual Vagina

 Now we are getting to some serious business, how my  old friend once told me, there is absolutely nothing to be taken lightly about the pink hole!

As you can see on two pictures bellow, the panties seems to be very tight, therefore we should be able to see cameltoe. Yet, we do not! There are only two possible explanations for this, either the panties are too "stretched" to actually show the crack we are looking for, or my toon got simply wierd vagina.
But when i tried to find cameltoe on others of my female characters, they all looked the same down there! And the panties do have all the abilities to actually show it, because look at that buttcrack line.
To me, it looks like CCP has been lying to us!
We are not playing as female characters, but as goddamned nippleless and vaginaless monsters!
You failed us once again, Icelandic developers.

The following article, in which ill try to find nipples and signs of vagina in other games, will be postponed for few days, as I am going for short vacation to High Sec, but it should be expected to arrive on Monday or Tuesday, see you later gentlemen and now mourn, mourn for those titties without nipples!