Wednesday, 15 October 2014

Relatively long article about boobs and vaginas part two

Part two: Boobies in other games.
Today, we will look at female characters in other game i happen to have installed on my hard drive.
First on my list is TERA, it is quite a good game, not just another copy of World of Warcraft, which makes it a bit more funny to play. For me, personally, the biggest issue in this game is the possibility to play for race, which looks like 10 years old girl with solid boobs, animal ears and tail. I mean, come one! I am pervert, i watch really weird porn, but this is just TOO MUCH! Also, because this game was made somewhere in Asia, forget about playing for male character, unless you want to look like a total faggot, see my freshly made Turbogay char bellow for example.

But Turbogay aint the object of our concern, we shall speak about Nadezda, the chick on the left.
Sadly, i was unable to find any more suitable or more revealing gear, so we will have to go with this one. Let`s begin from the bottom and take a look at her, well, bottom.
I do not know how you, but i do not see any signs of vagina there, i have spent over two hours trying to capture it, but was unable to find such a thing. After very long time full of frustration and unstoppable erection, i finally saw it! Take a look at the picture bellow. IT looks like normal gap, but when you take much closer look, it looks like the texture of panties is a bit drawn inside by something in the place, where vagina is supposed to be.
Although it is not the exact prove of vagina i was looking for, we can at least give Asian developers some credit for even trying, unlike Greyscale and his band of retards in remote island somewhere in far north.
Then, i just for fun tried to check asses of another races and on third try, well, take a look what i found! If you take really close look, it definitely looks like mons pubis. Combine this discovery with the previous one and we can pretty much say, that you can get much more than just a BJ from chicks in TERA, unless you are getting blown by those 10 year old, aaah, gosh, why did i even?....

Now comes the bad news, it seems that any armor available in TERA kinda covers boobs so much in such round shape, that i am unable to examine existence of nipples in this game.
And this is the end, because only games i have on my PC is EVE, ARMA3, CSGO, TERA and Metal Slug.

But fear not, i am currently working on my first interview with one of the most famous haulers in New Eden. Details will be revealed soon!

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